WEAR THE GASBE THE MEMEFIRST RUN · LIMITEDPAY IN FARTKMM. ON CHAIN.STAY FARTED

✦ THE SHOP ✦ FIRST RUN · LIMITED ✦

WEAR THE GAS.

the shop

Official merch from the original meme coin. Cotton, ceramic, cardboard.

First run, small batches. You pay in FARTKMM, straight from your own wallet.

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WEAR IT. OR FART OFF.

Twelve idiots and a deck. First run. When it's gone, it's gone.

✦ THE DROP ✦ FIRST RUN ✦ SHIPPED WORLDWIDE ✦

TWELVE IDIOTS AND A DECK.
ONE SMELL.

AT THE PRINTER

THE VIKING

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

LADY GAS

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

THE SAMURAI

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

THE ROCKSTAR

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

THE DJ

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

THE VILLAIN

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

FARTWOLF

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

THE PHARAOH

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

EL FARTUERTO

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

THE SURFER

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €29

FRANKENFART

HEAVY HOODIE · LIMITED · €44

GRANDPA FART

DISHWASHER APPROVED · €18

THE DECK

FIRST RUN · LIMITED · €39

PRICES IN EUR · PAID IN FARTKMM · ON CHAIN

✦ HE TRIED EVERYTHING ON ✦

THE FITTING ROOM

The FARTKMM character
TRIED IT. KEPT IT.
DOES NOT CONTAIN THE SMELL. NOTHING DOES.
FITS THE CLOUD. FITS YOU.

WHY BOTHER

SMALL BATCHESWe print what we print. When it's gone, it's gone. No restock cope.
HEAVY ON PURPOSEThick cotton, real stitching. Survives laundry and bear markets.
PAY IN FARTKMMLive rate at checkout. Send the exact amount from your wallet. We watch the chain.
MEME CERTIFIEDSame energy as the chart. Better smell. Signed off by the little guy.

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WEAR THE GASBE THE MEMESTAY FARTED
100% COTTON. 0% PROMISES.SHIPS WHENEVER — RULE #2SMELL INCLUDEDALL SALES FINAL. LIKE YOUR DECISIONS.
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